15/365: correspondence from caring strangers

the king of some African nation wrote again
to inform me that I have unclaimed wealth
in his land - all I need to do to make it mine
is send a very reasonable deposit -

immediately -

preferably by Western Union.

this after I received very special offers
for various enlargement emoluments,
and another message in Chinese - no doubt
from someone else who has my best interests
at heart,
but has yet to learn my language.